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... to
the tune of "Tenderness" by the ever-svelte-like Janis Ian ("yes I have,
often") and her buddy Mondlock ....
(Lightly ... perhaps with
a few nice fresh herbs (that's pukka, Jamie), a glass of spring water and
some low-fat spread?.... )
Everybody has a body in
a mess
Yes, yes, yes
Every stomach's screaming
at us "Take a rest ...
Less, less, less!"
Everybody likes a triple
portion best
Yes, yes, yes
The secret lies in learning
how to leave the rest
Less, less, less
We all need a lot
of slenderness, slenderness
From the ample
bosom to the pigeon chest
Dee, to slim
We must begin
with slenderness
Less, less, less
I used to be a harbour
for a gorging spree
Yes, yes, yes
Now I'm miles from the
larder when it's time for tea
Less, less, less
Just a coupla mushrooms
will be fine for me
Yes, yes, yes
I can feel the waves
of enemas pervading me
Less, less, less
We all need a lot
of slenderness, slenderness
From the spreading
belly to the sharply dressed
Dee, to slim
We must begin
with slenderness
Less, less, less
Less, less, less
Yes, yes, yes,
Oui, oui, we,
You and me
Fink JE
Mike (Kiwi)
Fat Bobby
Jacintee
Booboo B
and Leslie
Marily
and Jaynee
Anna (D)
and Judy
Kathleen B
Dear Nancy
and Nanci
Al (Sc)
S-Katie
and Kimbe
Dar and Dee
oh, and Me
Kath/Kathie
Marieke
and Helgee
and Hellee
SuzieLee
and Sandy
Aba-Ti
EveryB
R.I.P.
DofC
NYC
You __ and __
Me ____
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